At first, we thought he was a joke.
Shirtless. Sweaty. Replying to every story like it’s gospel. Commenting “👀” on charts that haven’t launched. DMing verified baddies like he’s got nothing to lose – because he doesn’t.
But the thirst? It’s divine.
Thirsty Chad isn’t chasing lambos. He’s chasing clout. He’s here to simp, to lead, and to baptize the timeline in pure, unapologetic internet thirst.
And don’t get it twisted—this isn’t just another low-effort meme coin praying for entry to the casino. Chad is the narrative. The thirst is the utility. The cult is already forming, and you’re either early or you’re left parched.
We’ve got no chart, no presale, no whitelist. Just vibes, chaos, and the raw magnetism of a man so chronically online he could make the algorithm blush.
When this drops, it won’t be announced – it’ll be felt. In your FYP. In your DMs. In that pit in your stomach that says “I should’ve joined the Telegram when I had the chance.”
There will be memes. There will be moaning. And there will be baddies.
Just a gym bro cult forming in real-time. Simping for OF queens. Moaning for engagement. Summoning clout like it’s the final boss.
The Telegram isn’t a group, it’s a temple. And if you’re reading this, you’ve been chosen.
We don’t build here. We drip. We don’t farm. We flex. And when Chad launches… it’s over.
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