• The toaster popping when I'm not expecting it
  • Needles
  • My wife the day after boys night
  • ET
  • People who have two different colored eyes
  • Eating expired dairy products by accident
  • Elevator cables snapping while I'm in it
  • Giving myself a UTI from holding my pee for too long
  • Closing my fingers in a car door
  • Two different foods touching each other on my plate
  • Snakes in the toilet
  • Not making it to the bathroom in time
  • Annie isn't okay

These are just a few off the top of my head. I'm sure there's way more than this. I'd love to hear yours too!

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